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Rüdiger Springinsfeldt: “Ich möchte den Begriff ‘Hitler’ wieder positiv besetzen

Autofellatiosaurus-Politikexperte Rüdiger Springinsfeldt äußert sich zu seinen Politplänen nach der Kommentatorenkarriere. AF: Herr Springinsfeldt, Sie haben für alle österreichischen Qualitätsmedien gearbeitet, warum nun der Gang in die Politik? Rüdiger Springinsfeldt (RS): Es war an der Zeit. Für mich, für meine

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Unser HBP über AIDS-Anfälle

Ein Freund und ich – wir sind gesund, wohlgemerkt – hatten uns vorgenommen, zum Geburtstag von Herrn Andolf Grenzbeamter einen Tag lang Hausarbeit zu machen. Es ist im Sinne aller Beteiligten. Dem Wusch der Wäsche stand nichts mehr im Wege,

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Dude, we have to kick Hitler out!

Buddies Chad (23) and Bobby (22) have chat about their room mate Adolf (127). Chad (sexlegend69) joined the conversation. Bobby: Yo! Sup, bud? Chad: Hey, bro. Aight man, you? Bobby: Dude, we need to talk. It happened again… Chad: What?

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Her skin

Her skin was smooth and pale, like a tree without leafs. It radiated in the bright sunlight, blinding me. So calm and forgiving, like the ocean. “Are you here?” she whispered, nearly breathless. I giggled like a 3-year-old on LSD,

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Little Man in the Boat – Marketing Agency

At Little Man in the Boat, we believe in transparency, first and foremost. Sometimes we like to hide in our boats, because, after all, we are the little man – but that doesn’t mean that our results can’t be all

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State of our youth Limerick

There once was a boy from over the hill, who could not sit a minute still The doctor could see, that it must be ADD So his mother’s got Ritalin on the bill

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