The Lisbon Cock

Apparently, Lisbon loves cocks. They live in parks, sleeping in the trees. I can easily imagine them assaulting people, maybe even especially women. What a time to be alive, and also ewww. I’ve also encountered huge paintings of cocks on buildings, with an emphasized hairiness on the balls. Yes, this city certainly has a special affinity for its cocks. I’d compare it to the love German and Austrian cities have for swastikas, but I kinda have to take a shit now, so I ask you kindly to compare it yourselves. If you’re done compairing, you may send me a summary of your findings, at least three pages long, containing a statistical evaluation about how many cocks per capita are to be found in Lisbon versus the amount of swastikas per capita are to be found in, say, Vienna, for instance. The choice of the latter city is yours to make, with the restriction of it being located in either Germany or Austria.

In other news, I’ve been enjoying the food lately and therefore would really much like you to leave now. Put some distance between this blog and yourself, maybe for an hour or even longer. It will spice up your sex life! But come back afterwards, please, with a three page summary about your experiences, especially regarding your sex life enhancement. Also, how weird is milk?

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